September 2011
Beirut: Tiny Desk Concert →
Because you have no idea how much I needed to hear this today.
cuuunts asked: Omg. You're back. My life is complete! I thought you left forever, and I was really sad.
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I'm moving to DC on Wednesday
And I am packing. And I have too much clothing which makes me really ashamed of myself. I’m not even bringing everything and I already have 3 suitcases full of clothes and 2 very large bags full of shoes and boots and I haven’t even started on the closet yet or bags and backpacks or books or movies or electronics. The worst part is that I’m going on my own for 2 months and Jax is...
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April 2011
Kbye!: President Obama's 'Private Remarks' Go... →
abcworldnews:
What was supposed to be a private conversation with campaign donors in Chicago last night became public when an audio feed was accidentally left open.
Obama on Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wisc: “When Paul Ryan says his priority is to make sure, he’s just being America’s accountant ……
You go, Barry! Pop the claws.
How can I get by on one house? I need five houses, ten houses! I need three jet...
– Senator Bernie Sanders, The Speech (via pantslessprogressive)
Bernie Sanders is secretly Batman
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Whether a person is born on your land or on...
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I would like a job where the definition of a good day is not “I got to leave when my shift ended and I didn’t get bitten or peed on”. Is that really too much to ask, universe?
March 2011
Reblog if you're 100% supportive of ALL gay and...
jordandrab:
Kablam.
Social conservatives long to raise their children in a country where they don’t...
– Dan Savage: A Gay Agenda for Everyone - NYTimes.com (via feministhemes)
Dear Libya,
This is what happens when you make us pay more for gas.
Sincerely,
The Western World
highcastle asked: what do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
a boner...
a boner...
cuuunts asked: This may be because I am currently under the influence of Mary Jane, but I think this joke is hilarious.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
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